That's What She Said!
43. "It feels like a nuclear bomb went off in my mouth."
- Adam while eating an atomic fireball.
- Called by: Mark (6/2/06)
42. "Be careful what you put in there, it's a little wet and sticky inside."
- Deli customer warning girl about gravy that had dripped into her bag.
- Called by: Drew (5/18/06)
41. "It's a little itchy today, but the good news is now I can rub it!"
- Mark compaining after getting plastic shards in his eye.
- Called by: Mike (5/11/06)
40. "Six inches is all I can handle."
- Steve not wanting a footlong sub from Blimpie.
- Called by: Steve (2/23/06)
39. "Hey Mark. Are you still in there?"
- Jon asking Mark if he was still remoted into a client's server.
- Called by: Mike (2/17/06)
38. "I don't think they're both gonna fit in there!"
- Mike saying that there was not enough room for two Subway sandwiches in his car door bin.
- Called by: Mark (2/8/06)
37. "It's small, so you don't feel anything."
- Adam while sticking a sharp dental instrument into Keith's mouth.
- Called by: Mike (2/2/06)
36. "It looked bigger in his hand."
- Something happened and this was said, but Mark is too stupid to remember the situation.
- Called by: Mark (1/?/06)
35. "You know what's going to happen. You're going to squeeze it too hard and it's going to squirt out rotten juice."
- Drew scolding Mike for throwing around an old orange.
- Called by: Mike & Mark (11/22/05)
34. "It not that it tastes bad, it just feels wrong."
- Mark talking about his pineapple soda float.
- Called by: Jen (11/20/05)
33. "Do me a favor. Pull the mouse out from back there."
- Mike asking mark to unplug the mouse from the back of a computer.
- Called by: Mark (11/3/05)
32. "Drew, it's nine o'clock in the morning. Get the hell out of there!"
- Tom scolding Drew for having his hand in the snack jar too early in the morning.
- Called by: Tom (10/11/05)
31. "I've got to ask a favor of you and I don't mind your fingers."
- Mike asking Mark to pass him a few buffalo wings.
- Called by: Mark (9/28/05)
30. "Don't get mad at me just because I know how to eat it better."
- Jen explaining the different way she eats French Onion Soup.
- Called by: Mark (9/24/05)
29. "Ow! I had no idea it was that long."
- Mike hitting himself in the face with the other end of a weed he was pulling out.
- Called by: Amy (9/10/05)
28. "You guys are too small for me."
- Drew not wanting to join a local mailing list.
- Called by: Mike (8/15/05)
27. "Wow daddy, yours is big!"
- Little girl referencing her father's mini-golf putter.
- Called by: Drew (8/13/05)
26. "Do you want to do it against the dumpster?"
- Mark trying to help someone gain balance on a unicycle.
- Called by: Mike (6/24/05)
25. "Squirt the lemon in there, it makes it taste better."
- Shaunak speaking of a Long Island Iced Tea.
- Called by: Mark (6/20/05)
24. "It's the only thing he hasn't touched, so I think he's itching to get in there."
- Tom speaking of an unchanged section of code.
- Called by: Mark (6/15/05)
23. "You put it in my box, so don't complain. There's plenty of other spots for you to put it."
- Amy responding to my complaints about her hair on my brush.
- Called by: Mike (6/10/05)
22. "You smell like my dad."
- Mark telling a beer joke.
- Called by: Mike (6/6/05)
21. "It didn't feel too good, but it ended up alright."
- Mark after a bocce throw.
- Called by: Mike (5/23/05)
20. "Well, it's growing so I assume it's working."
- Tom happy that requests are being logged.
- Called by: Mark (5/20/05)
19. "We just want to have everyone put their tools out there and see what we can figure out."
- Drew on a tech support call with three parties.
- Called by: Mike (5/19/05)
18. "Wanna grab mine too?"
- Mike asking Mark to get a document from the printer.
- Called by: Mark, Mike (5/17/05)
17. "I wish we had a place to put that!"
- Mike lamenting that there was no place to record the following exchange:
Drew: "This downloads to your inbox."
Mark: "I guess that's better than uploading into your outbox."
- Called by: Mike (5/2/05)
16. "Oh... that's gonna slip right out."
- Mark worried that a CD is going to fall out of a vertical drive.
- Called by: Mark (4/29/05)
15. "Looks like I had a rough week on my knees."
- Amy speaking of the holes forming in her jeans.
- Called by: Amy (4/24/05)
14. "eh... I wish it was black."
- Shaunak upset about the color of a desk at Ikea.
- Called by: Mark (4/23/05)
13. "I could curl up inbetween those balls!"
- Drew making fun of a bad bocce throw.
- Called by: Mike (4/22/05)
12. "You alright over there? ..ya know how one of those goes in?"
- Mike, as Mark struggled to plug in a network cable.
- Called by: Mark (4/20/05)
11. "It's okay... I played with your balls the other day."
- Mark commenting on Tom's choice of bocce balls.
- Called by: Mark (4/20/05)
10. "I don't even have to put it in my mouth; I just hold it in my hand."
- Drew explaining how quickly he consumes candy once it is in his possession.
- Called by: Mark (4/19/05)
9. "You keep pushing it in and I'll tell you when to stop."
- Mark's dad while building a deck.
- Called by: Mark (4/16/05)
8. "My hand smells funny after touching it."
- Brandon S. after touching a copper 9/11 monument at Stony Brook University.
- Called by: Mark (4/9/05)
7. "I'm having trouble swallowing this."
- Mark while trying not to choke on a jelly bean.
- Called by: Mike (4/8/05)
6. "I don’t want anything plugging-in to my nice clean crack!"
- Mark not wanting to install a java plugin to his “uncontaminated” Firefox browser.
- Called by: Mike (4/8/05)
5. "What you need is a purple-headed mushroom with red dots."
- Drew in a conversation about Super Mario Brothers.
- Called by: Mark, Mike (4/7/05)
4. "Give it to me. I'll swallow it right now!"
- Drew speaking of a cup full of SweetTarts.
- Called by: Mike (4/5/05)
3. "Yeah it was good, but I could have used a couple more inches."
- Tom M. after a good throw while playing Bocce.
- Called by: Mark (3/05)
2. "I'm gonna get creamed in the back!"
- Mark while backing out of a parking spot next to a big van.
- Called by: Mark (3/05)
1. "Let me know when you get it up."
- Mike as Drew was installing a remote desktop program on the Mac.
- Called by: Drew (3/05)
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